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[29 Dec 2008|01:52pm] |
I really hate to fucking do this. And by really I mean I'd rather be painting my toenails with one of those Patil things twins. However it must be done and like removing a thorn guess I ought to do it quickly. Trying here first.
Help Wanted
Administrative Assistant.
General office like tasks (that do NOT involve magically copying your tits or arse and circulating them about the office). Must be capable of managing all incoming owls, filing and dealing with my cranky arse. Will be in charge of taking all floo calls and processing them appropriately. Pay based on experience but competitive except for mudbloods. Reply or owl Millicent Bulstrode @ Chimaera Inc.
Which one of you morons working over at the Prophet can tell me who I need to owl this damned advert to in order to get it published in your oh so reputable paper.
And if you're mentally retarded, this means you former Gryffindors, please don't bother to respond. Even for shits and giggles. I'm pms'ing... you don't want to deal with that. Trust me.
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[17 Dec 2008|11:03am] |
What the fuck kind of music do they teach you to listen to in Hufflepuff? My ears are bleeding. I'm trying to decide if shitty music is a form of assault and if so, I want to claim self-defense on the smothering I'm going to give my brother. Merlin.
On a side note... any mudbloods Gryffindors one need some extra work for a few weeks? We have a herd of Aethonans that just came in and the amount of shit they produce is nothing short of massive. They might also need some grooming and feeding but really it's all about the shit shoveling.
Who needs a big ol'smooch from Millicent to get rid of their mistletoe? HUH HUH though if any one sports wood afterwards, you're losing it. Just an fyi. I'll be at the Leaky after work if you have need of my services.
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